peanut man

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A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.

Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself

peanut man by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019

Words you can keep

Peanut Butter Man

To have a girl eat tonnes of Peanuts and during sex, she shits on the dude where then he rubs it it all over his body moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."

He made me eat a full bag of Peanuts the day before, then got me to shit on his chest and started moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."

Peanut Butter Man by Latte Imagine Wagons November 22, 2019

MANUSIA PEANUT

HALO FRIENDS LAGI BACA INI YA? MANUSIA PEANUT IS A HOME NOT A REAL HOME BUT YOU CAN TALK TO US IF U FEELING DOWN WE WILL UNDERSTAND EVERY THINGS AND WE WOULD TALK TO U... MAYBE WE DIDN'T TALK TO YOU THAT I LOVE YOU THANK YOUUUU MWUAH

MANUSIA PEANUT IS HOME

MANUSIA PEANUT by HMWHATIS November 22, 2021

Peanutian

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.

I am a Peanutian

Peanutian by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026