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peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019
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Peanut Butter Man

To have a girl eat tonnes of Peanuts and during sex, she shits on the dude where then he rubs it it all over his body moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
He made me eat a full bag of Peanuts the day before, then got me to shit on his chest and started moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
by Latte Imagine Wagons November 22, 2019
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MANUSIA PEANUT

HALO FRIENDS LAGI BACA INI YA? MANUSIA PEANUT IS A HOME NOT A REAL HOME BUT YOU CAN TALK TO US IF U FEELING DOWN WE WILL UNDERSTAND EVERY THINGS AND WE WOULD TALK TO U... MAYBE WE DIDN'T TALK TO YOU THAT I LOVE YOU THANK YOUUUU MWUAH
by HMWHATIS November 22, 2021
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Peanutian

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.
I am a Peanutian
by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020
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