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peanut butter jar 

Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.
peanut butter jar by Tommy R June 12, 2005
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75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet 

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about
bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

looking like a jar of peanut butter 

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Peanut butter is:

comforting, delicious

So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:

1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.

2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.

3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness
Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Enjoying multiple opportunities at the same time.
Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter

Dry peanutbutter jar 

Person 1: That guy is such a dry peanutbutter jar
Dry peanutbutter jar by ImAIdiot12 October 22, 2022

dry peanutbutter jar 

Person 1: you suck

Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar
dry peanutbutter jar by ImAIdiot12 October 22, 2022
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