During my early-teenage years, I heard horror-stories of new military-recruits with pacifist beliefs who'd been solemnly promised that they would never have to "see actual combat", only to have said peaceanty broken almost right away. So I registered with CCCO at age 14, and swore off participating in the armed forces in any way.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi