pazzard

a person that acts like a retard

Damian road raged me because I am in front of him on a bicycle, but the fact that if I was in my car in front of him he wouldn't be upset proves he is a pazzard.

by pockets68 August 13, 2021

pazzard

a person who lags at t/a and insists on taking advantage of such said lag by using flying bombs

sidewinder is a pazzard

by LOST September 13, 2003

pizzard

the bathroom

Doug: You ok? Nate: Nah man, I gotta run to the pizzard.

by TheHornyMailMan July 11, 2011

pizzard

to either masturbate for hours or party, without any notification to which

i'm gonna go pizzard all night

by guindi August 24, 2011

Pizzard

A cross between a puppy and a lizard.

What would you call a cross between a puppy and a lizard? A luppy? - NO! A Pizzard

by ApertureSci987 June 14, 2018

pazzad

to totally own someone usualy in sports, or just anything u can be a beast in. just when your awesome

"Did you see mike's return in the football game?!?!"
"Yeah he pazzad the hole team and won us the championships in the last 11 seconds!!!!!"
"Hes such a beast!"
loser,"i know he owned tehm"
cool kids "Shut up only losers say owned normal people say pazzad"

by mr.mike November 1, 2007

pazzad

to own spmeone or just be a total beast usualy in sports but realy just any time you're awesome, if you run through a teams defense and score a touchdown u pazzad the teams defense.

"mike pazzad the other teams defence in teh chapion ship game"
"i know it was sick!!"
or
"did you see tom brady he was a beast in that game"
"i know hesamazing"

by mmiikkee November 7, 2007