paula abdul

Someone who is overly nice and encouraging about something/someone that clearly sucks

Don't pull a paula abdul - her dress sucks.

by snufericious May 13, 2005

paula abdul

probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.

guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd

guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.

guy 1: fuckk that douchebag

by fugitive_ass June 11, 2006

paula abdul

1. state of being multi-talented
2. of or relating to cute smallness

1. to a person with many talents: "Woah, you're a regular paula abdul!"
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.

by Lauren March 15, 2004

paula abdul

a sexy piece of ass who i want to fuck hard

Paula Abdul needs to get that beautiful ass into my crib and fuck my brains out

by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface April 25, 2006

paula abdul

a crazy drunken judge on american idol who we all love to laugh at just cuz we can : D

wow ur as drunk as paula abdul!!! hahaha!!!

by ryan seacrest (jkz!!! lol) October 9, 2008

paula abdul

Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.

OMG I just want to kill Paula Abdul by complementing her to death!!!!!

by destroy AI please April 9, 2005

paula abdul

The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.

X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."

by P. Abdul March 29, 2005