probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.
guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd
guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.
guy 1: fuckk that douchebag