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paud

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To have sex with an elderly grandma/woman or to have sex with a group or gang.
Did you paud?
paud by My space February 19, 2018
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pauda 

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Some of the most beautiful ppl you will everrrr meet.
Guy: man have you send them paudas...man they are so fire.
pauda by ayooooo27 January 24, 2015
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paudie • paud • pauda • Pauda Girl • paudarius • Paudee • Paudel • paudience • Pau de Brazil • Pau do Cardoso

paudie 

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the act of being a prick
Dowler: What's wrong?
Barry: Nothing it's just my dealer was being such a paudie today he call me a spa.
Dowler: I know the feeling {FART}
Barry: Was that you?
Dowler: No you're a fart.
Barry: Why do I hang out with these fukin paudies? {Walks away}
paudie by Kev " the kidd" Ronayne November 21, 2009
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Paudel 

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Paudel is hot.
Especially if it is a girl whose name begins with an A.
I am queen Paudel.
Paudel by BGPaudel July 1, 2011
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paudarius 

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Intriguing Outgoing Peculiar Handsome Masculine Optimisic Omniscient Ambitious Person
Girl Get Yo Self A Paudarius
paudarius by Paudarius March 14, 2017
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Pauda Girl 

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thinks there cool by going by taking pictures either ...

1. DiPSeTTT !
or
2. naked && sends them to every guy they know. who then sends to other guys. && gets around to basically every guy.



slutsss !
Pauda Girl: heyy lets go take naked pics together in the shower && send them to john. james. bob. rick. tom. rich. tim. scott. paul. etc.
Pauda Girl by Crystal x3 Baby October 21, 2008
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paudience 

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A term that stands for 'podcast audience'.
Chad started to record podcasts every week. He wonders about the size of his paudience in order to see if a sponsorship by a big company is viable.
paudience by fucking_raisins May 9, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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