Patu
A traditional maori weapon used by the maori to beat their wives if they forget or badly cook a hangi.
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Patu Guts
The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.
The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.
The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.
Big Patu
1) Anal secretion, usually during the process of running and/or skype conversations.
2) A spontaneous bowal movement
3) Of are referring to an abnormally large foreign object in a man or monkey's eurethra.
2) A spontaneous bowal movement
3) Of are referring to an abnormally large foreign object in a man or monkey's eurethra.
Oh no big patu is bringing degueu again!
Sam: Hey where's big patu?
Ezekiel: He's on the loo the spasfon he took didn't work.
Sam: Damn that guys such a gangster.
Ezekiel: Ya I owe him one.
Sam: Hey where's big patu?
Ezekiel: He's on the loo the spasfon he took didn't work.
Sam: Damn that guys such a gangster.
Ezekiel: Ya I owe him one.
Big Patu by Bearer_of_Truth March 18, 2009
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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