Patu

A traditional maori weapon used by the maori to beat their wives if they forget or badly cook a hangi.

Maori Man: See this hangi? It's raw!
Maori wife: I'm so sorry.
Maori Man: I'm going to patu you

by AnarKushnov July 4, 2020

Patu

Maori word for dirty. It now means stink or stupid

Your mum is Patu!
That car was Patu!

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Patu

the Maori weapon usually made out of wood and stone use to kill had to had good practice with.

they used the patu mostly use it in war used hit to kill on the side of the neck and sholder.

by you are awesome 27 May 21, 2019

Patus

To make a status on facebook or blog that only involves working out or religious quote you found on the internet to attract religious girls.

Well i'm not getting enough attention today lets throw up a patus like "We live in a society endorses sing/rapping about sex, drug use and violence but talking about religion/God is what's considered offensive."

There is a difference between knowing the path and walking it

Time to get a work out in. Been too lazy with them lately

by suomynona123425 January 23, 2012

Patu

A noise that Baby Yoda (aka Grogu) makes in The Mandilorian

Patu

by BunnyboyLucifer May 2, 2023

Patu

cute and/or cutie

Orii is a Patu

by BrunoL January 20, 2009

PATUS

A term referring to one who is Pure As The Untrodden Snow. One such person being of virgin quality. Clean and pure in every possible way.

"Day'um, Kyle would love to tap that.
Yeah, but shes PATUS."

by humanside February 8, 2010