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patter possum 

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.
Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.
patter possum by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018
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patterpossum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson. Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.
Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead? Nah, bro it’s just a patterpossum. He’s hurt though.
patterpossum by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018