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turfed 

Refering to someone you think is ugly.

"D***you didn't tell us those b******are hella turfed"

turfed by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

patroned 

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

patroned by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007