patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009

patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006