Passing Lane
By law the Passing Lane or Left Lane is...wait for it....for PASSING ONLY! There are signs that state this, there are questions on the drivers test everyone took about it, but some people do not care. They see it as a way to "pass their time" instead of passing cars. They merge onto the highway at a reduced speed to completely f*ck up the flow of traffic and then make a non interrupted cut from the on ramp straight to the Passing lane. At this time, they set their cruise to 5 miles under the speed limit and pass their time preparing a hot plate meal of spaghetti o's that they can enjoy during their 3 hour occupation of the lane. They are oblivious due to their joy of eating their spaghetti o's to the 1000's of cars backed up behind them. They ignore the "LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING ONLY" signs as they drive along in their brain dead bliss listening to their self help 8 track tapes.
Hey Steve, I am bored. Let's grab a can of spaghettios and hit the highway. We can listen to Tony Robbins 8 tracks in the passing lane while leading a group of pissed off people down the highway at a parade like speed.
Passing Lane by Sawman70 January 23, 2019
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