Parso

The day after tomorrow

The wedding is not tomorrow but parso.
Parso, I'm going to the football match.
Are you available parso?

by Logorrhea March 10, 2017

Parso

The nice way of telling someone they suck at handball.

The ball goes over your head and you look like an idiot.
"He just got Parso'd"

by Mildred Atkins October 19, 2012

Parso

This massive unit is the scariest bloke around

Oh fellas watch out its big Parso

by Maaddddd Caunt February 17, 2019

parasol

an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.

I Love seeing the parasol designs of Olden days~So beautiful & I'd sure use one!

by Starchylde June 11, 2015

Manny Pardo

Everybody's favorite Thick Skinned ace detective! Detective Pardo is on the search for the most cunning of all the criminals the Miami Mutilator using only his rugged good looks and his thick skin. He also kills a few degenerates along the way.

Manny Pardo was born with THICK SKIN!
Remember that time the ace detective killed Tony and his concerning thin skin?

by MosbeyBarney June 6, 2019

Piss Parlour

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

by jibcheese July 28, 2011

Parlor Trick

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.

That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.

by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017