parasol 

an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.

I Love seeing the parasol designs of Olden days~So beautiful & I'd sure use one!

parasol by Starchylde June 11, 2015

Parasol 

A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"

Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.

Parasol by Jaack August 21, 2007

Parasol 

A faggoty little umbrella that soft cocks carry around to protect themselves from the "Oh, so harmful" sun.

"Oh, be a darling, m'dearest and fetch me my parasol so I can procede to shove my head up my arse in the sun where everyone can see"

Parasol by 1337h4xx00rz August 14, 2006

Planetary parasol 

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.

Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.

Planetary parasol by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Parabolacorona 

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

Parabola 

Super strain of Ebola
Highly dangerous

Guy1: I have Parabola

Guy2: Oh shit get away

Parabola by Parabola expert April 20, 2017

Paradolia 

Paradolia is the phenomenon of finding familiar images in random scenes, like faces in clouds or religious icons in root vegetables, water stains and even tortillas.

While rolling tortillas for her husband, Mrs. Gonzales saw a paradolia of the face Jesus in a tortilla.

Paradolia by Chet LAX April 8, 2010