an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.
by Starchylde June 9, 2015
A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"
Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.
by Jaack August 17, 2007
A faggoty little umbrella that soft cocks carry around to protect themselves from the "Oh, so harmful" sun.
"Oh, be a darling, m'dearest and fetch me my parasol so I can procede to shove my head up my arse in the sun where everyone can see"
by 1337h4xx00rz August 14, 2006
by DisasterWeenie July 29, 2019
A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.
Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..
True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
by Rilighan April 4, 2020