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Lincoln Park's School Wifi

That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.
"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"
Short for Parkinson's Disease. A word commonly used to describe someone portraying the traits of Parkinson's Disease. such traits include random shaking, excessive sweating, slouched posture, dragging feet, slurred speech. If these symptoms continue for a long duration of time have your acquaintance see a doctor.
Person A: Dude, why are you shaking
Park's person: Iunno man I'm trying to stop
Person A: Dude you have Park's
Park's by koozkatz March 3, 2010

Parka Snatch 

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".
Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!
Parka Snatch by tony July 23, 2014

park's closed 

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary
Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!
park's closed by 1w2 September 10, 2009
Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.
Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.
Parky's by The Real Driller May 21, 2018

child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.
Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?
child's park by D-Lord July 8, 2005