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Park View High School

The school for teachers who are too exhausted to continue teaching, but too poor to retire. Attended mostly by white suburbanite kids who think they're gangstas, and first generation Hispanic immigrants who speak little to no English.
Many young people go on to become doctors, or lawyers, or engineers. Students at Park View High School are lucky if they can find work cleaning septic tanks in Somalia.
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Sterling, VA
Very racially diverse school. White primpy parents will hate it, but children who aren't racist will love it.

They don't shove education in your face like other schools and teach you that if you don't want to go to college then your life will not be over.
Park View high school doesn't push academics like other school but they really teach you how to be a better citizen

Parkview high school 

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Parkview high school by Smmddd September 10, 2021

Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School 

A high school with superficial students and teachers. Some say the secret to it's success is cherry picking students from other schools. Despite this, it's only marginally better than Little Rock Central High School. Students there act boujee until you expose them for eating a slice of ham and a piece of cornbread for lunch. Statistically, You're more likely to end up in a relationship with a coach or teacher than a fellow student.
Person A: "Why is that dude always actin' so sus around us?"
Person B: "I think he's just from Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School."
Person A: "So that's why he's always on some gay shit."

Parkview Highschool 

School in Lilburn, Georgia.

Here is some lessons I have learned.

Do yourself a favor and take at least honors and AP classes. These will prepare you well for college and also look good on your resume. Don't get discouraged in one of these upper level classes if you studied for hours and the guy next to yu studied ten minutes that morning of the test and he still ended up scoring higher than you. Many geniuses walk these halls and complaining and wanting to be as smart as them will only make your work harder, it's up to YOU to succeed here.

And at last a final word

A lot of people say that these will be the best four years of your life, and indeed they could. But it is ultimately up to you to make whatever time you spend here enjoyable. My time these four years was extremely average. Never really had many friends or went out, but never go bullied or anything either. Four years of my life were basically spent only at my own home or at school. this routine has caused my soul to go numb. Do not do the same thing I did. Please go out with your friends more and enjoy these four years.

I can't believe I am at this point in my life, four years ago I used to be a freshman like you too. I understand this lamenting of time is very overly used, but it is that way for a reason unfortunately.
Parkview Highschool has taught me one of the most important lessons in life, the hard way

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026