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park street 

A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.
Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
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Park street 

A place full of girls that are team player crackheads, halfway drug dealers and old nasty bitches tryna sell pussy or you could get shot for no reason
Guy: hey you tryna go to park street

Guy2: hell nah I tryna overdose or die and I don’t want no damn old bitch pussy
Park street by Chickensfat October 16, 2019

park the pink mustang up a side street 

Guy 1: Last night me and Mindy were, you know, gettin' kinky.

Guy 2: Stop beating around the bush dude, did you park the pink mustang up a side street or didn't you?

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026