Parkhead is the best place in scotland it is the football ground of Glasgow Celtic FC who in 2003 got to the final of teh UEFA cup and where given teh fair play award for haveg thousands of fans there and only one arrest.
Celtic Fan:aye i'll be goin tae Parkhead the morra.
Dumb Tourist: is that a shoping centre?
Celtic Fan: wit? ur ye daft thats the home of Glasgow Celtic
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).