When you are about to ejaculate inside her and she pulls you out only to cum all over her chest from which you grab the toilet paper on her bedside and you slap down the layers to catch the cum glaze now drizzling off her chesticles like a Papier-mâché.
On feeling Josh's schlong pulsating with the rhythm of her flower spot, Ambz grabbed the base and pulled me out and let the fire hose extinguish. With her sauce spot (belly button) now over flowing, the flood of the sweet mayonaise was dried like a papier-mâché pinatá.
by Sebbdawgydogggg November 2, 2021
Get the Papier-mâché mug.A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive
A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...
B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...
B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...
by skeebe03 January 16, 2011
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When you're fucking a girl from the rear, either in her puss-puss or bunky hole...you pull out and ejaculate all over her back, then immediately cover the fresh sticky with newspaper.
I Papier-mâchéd Christine because I don't respect her, and also because I still have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal.
by Goldie B. January 12, 2018
Get the Papier-mâché mug.When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
by JustRob September 13, 2009
Get the paper mache mug.a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.
Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
by Raaaas May 12, 2008
Get the paper mache job mug.The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
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Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022
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