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pants on head 

An act performed primarily in australia, which consits of removing your pants putting them on your head and running around usually at night. Often performed as an act of celebration or simply for enjoyment

occasionally accompanied by an discinplinary measure if discovered by a enforcer of authority.
dude did you hear? we're going to pants on head the party tonight

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pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

pants on head retarded 

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.
Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.
pants on head retarded by TheStorey December 27, 2007

International Pants On Your Head day 

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.
*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

Pantsonheadretarded 

Someone to be so retarded that they wear their pants on their head instead of on their lower body region.
Timmy is so pantsonheadretarded
Pantsonheadretarded by Domgod August 8, 2008
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026