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pants on head 

An act performed primarily in australia, which consits of removing your pants putting them on your head and running around usually at night. Often performed as an act of celebration or simply for enjoyment

occasionally accompanied by an discinplinary measure if discovered by a enforcer of authority.
dude did you hear? we're going to pants on head the party tonight

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pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

pants on head retarded 

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.
Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.
pants on head retarded by TheStorey December 27, 2007

International Pants On Your Head day 

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.
*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

Pantsonheadretarded 

Someone to be so retarded that they wear their pants on their head instead of on their lower body region.
Timmy is so pantsonheadretarded
Pantsonheadretarded by Domgod August 8, 2008