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pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.
Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

pantry score 

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had
Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!
pantry score by calidomo October 23, 2014

Walk In Pantry Sex 

the best sex there is
"dude, lets do some walk in pantry sex"
"ok sure bro"

panty-dropper(s) 

(noun) Slang word used for the benzodiazepine Xanax. The pill gets this name in regards to how agreeable and obviously consenting some woman will be while under the influence of the drug.
There is only one way that I can think of as to how Shaun fucked Jenny in the ass last weekend" Eric stated. Continuing he delivered his punchline, "and that's that he had to of slipped her a few panty-dropper(s) beforehand".
panty-dropper(s) by Nikki Stixx December 26, 2020

Stuck the butter in the pantry

Euphemism for unintentional anal sex.
Girl 1: My guy and I were having some crazy sex last night and he almost stuck the butter in the pantry!

Girl 2: Ahh! I hate it when that happens!

sex pantry 

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata
I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.