Definitions by BeerPenguin

Gibbo's Pantry 

The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo

That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!

Gibbo's Pantry by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019

Rubik's Boner 

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

Rubik's Boner by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

waking up tongan 

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

waking up tongan by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

Rusty Tap 

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

Rusty Tap by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017