dragonsnakelover's definitions

secret slut

some of low character; some one lacking virtue and honor. It should be noted that this person is not suspected of these crimes of chastity

A: You will never believe what I just found out!
B: ?
A: You remember Susie, that real quiet girl? Apparently she's been hookin' since she was old enough to drive.
B: I never would've suspected her of being a secret slut! She seemed like such a nice girl

by dragonsnakelover June 11, 2009

sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata

I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.

by dragonsnakelover July 1, 2011