pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008