panjabi 

in trouble, in a pile of shit, getting screwed

You are gonna be in a panjabi if you dont study for the finals.

panjabi by Ghandi's kitchen July 12, 2013

panjabi mc

A guy who records and sings awesome Punjabi remixes. One of his popular songs is Mundian tho bach ke, meaning Beware of the boyz in Punjabi.

Guy1: Panjabi MC rocks man!

Guy2: No kidding.

panjabi mc by Jayesh May 30, 2006

panjabi mc

an asian hiphop guy.

Kari nah kisiday nal pyar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi

Tera ki kasoor jud nasheenai nan ho gayai
Sikh ki adama shir nelai nan ho gayai
Tera ki kasoor jud nasheenai nan ho gayai
Sikh ki adama shir nelai nan ho gayai
Sam ke rakh ni ye jobini putali
Sam ke rakh ni ye jobini putali
Hun murkhkay ni auny ye bahar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahiiii---oyyy

Char di juwani tera roop da kamal da
Puthala chalak na hulara vi saharda
Char di juwani tera roop da kamal da
Puthala chalak na hulara vi saharda
Gora gora rang uthay mil jandi thor
Gora gora rang uthay mil jandi thor
Nahi teri jaisi soni koeyi nal
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi

Mundian tha bullo ootay teria kahania
Chani ni tha kunay diya galia bishania
Chobra day phul ootay teria kahania
chani ni tha kunay diya galia bishania
Ranjooa tho ho ya tera roop ka deewana
Ranjooa tho ho ya tera roop ka deewana
Chal sukhia na husan dabarrrrr
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahiiiii---oyyyy

panjabi mc by beat that April 24, 2004

safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

safe punjabi (no virus) by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

Punjabi

Punjabis are both sikh and hindu in religion. There is an abundance of farmland and crops in this region. Many punjabis have migrated to large countries such as England Canada and the States

I am a punjabi who has parents from Punjab

Punjabi by Love the world we live in October 11, 2019

Punjabi Revenge 

After one has had a pint, it is customary to indulge in some fine Indian cuisine. After a night of being generally mistreated by arrogant English customers, the staff of whichever fine establishment was frequesnted take solace in the fact that Punjabi Revenge will be taken out of the clients' asses.

Interestingly, by substituting all occurances of the word 'love' for 'curry' in the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire", you will find that he is actually describing this phenomenon.

Today I have been less than productive in the office. This was mainly due to experiencing a spot of Punjabi Revenge. I would wager that I have spent as much time sitting on the toilet as at my desk. I also think my ring is bleeding. I genuinely wish I were dead.

Punjabi Revenge by Lukenestler November 16, 2006