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Pandemia 

The state of being in the throws of a pandemic that’s cascading your civilization and social life into a nebulous surreal hell.

A real world dystopia created by the ravages of a full blown pandemic that has no immediate end in sight.
Damn bruh, yesterday the world was all good, but today we are living in straight Pandemia.

Ariel: I’m tired of waking up to find I’m still trapped in Pandemia.
Megan: Yeah, I know what you mean. This sh’t sucks big time.
Pandemia by Bundle of Hisses July 29, 2020

Pandemic P 

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs
Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night
Pandemic P by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life 

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.
She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”
Pandemic Life by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

pandemania 

Pandemania is the general term for when a society has had enough of dealing with the effects of a lingering pandemic and it goes full-tilt! People are scared, loved ones dying, businesses shuttered, all the while politicians are quacking. It’s mania. It’s pandemania!

Pandemania is also poem written in 2013 by Daniel Halpern. It defines sentiments today!
“COVID-19 is driving me crazy. I’m tired of all the BS. It’s pandemania!” “Yeah, it’s a real ‘shit-show’ out there.”
pandemania by Danno251 May 26, 2020

Pandemic Pussy 

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.
My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell
Pandemic Pussy by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.
Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.
pandemicon by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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