The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
by Panda popper December 6, 2013
Get the panda regret mug.The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
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