The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
by Panda popper December 7, 2013