panda pouch

an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)

get the hell outta the way PANDA POUCH!

by mcmuffin217 January 19, 2009

panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

pandadouche

A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.

A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."

by pandadouche November 22, 2006

pandadouche

the new AWESOME awesome

pandadouche is hella pandadouche.
you're hella pandadouche.
that movie was freaking pandadouche

by alanapandadouche October 7, 2007