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palmyra area high school 

The shitiest place in Pennsylvania. A school where you'll get black mold poisoning from the matinence staff refusing to fix the pipes and leaving gaping holes in the ceiling that expose students to the toxic air from the attic. Enjoy food poisoning from the cafeteria and some of the saltiest employees you'll ever meet. Have a healthy snack such as the cheapest whole grain knock off cheetos from the vending machine and hope the lil broken ass bitch doesn't take your dollar. Stay fresh PHS.
Palmyra area high school... AKA HELL.
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palmyra area high school 

Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!

Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.

Palmyra area highschool 

Overall this school fucking sucks the best thing about it is talking to your friends but that’s only in lunch or the 3 minute break you have to get to your next class and the only thing great about lunch is talking to your friends cause if you eat the food you will more then likely be going home vomiting and that’s the good food if you’re thinking about talking to your friends in class think again because the teachers here don’t take that shit you talk in class and you’ll probably get a detention because learning is what matters even tho you don’t learn shit because most of the teachers there suck at doing there job which isn’t really surprising when the top 2 goals of the school is to raise keystone grades and stop Juul’s from being used in the bathroom I mean the Juul room
Hey what’s the pile of shit over there, that there son is the Palmyra area highschool

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