palme 

animated porn containing tentacles and bondage. usually with busty girls and nasty monsters

that film i saw yesterday.. the worst palme film ive ever seen.

palme by seento muchporn June 14, 2006

Palme Shaken 

Palme Shaken means to beat ur meat.

Ich shake jetzt meine Palme means Im gonna jack off now Palme Shaken

Palme Shaken by Flachland February 19, 2019

olof palme 

Olof Palme is a swedish legend. But also a question, answer, statement and much more. You can use Olof Palme exactly anytime.

"Olof palme?"

"Yes, Olof Palme."

olof palme by Polof alme March 6, 2017

Olof Palme 

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.

Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!

Olof Palme by Project Newman November 17, 2016

paleophotons 

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".

# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.

paleophotons by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015

“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” 

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.

The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.

We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 27, 2023

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.

"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."

jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013