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Paladino Eyes 

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.
Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."
Paladino Eyes by Majic-Man October 21, 2010
a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010
I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!
paladino by Jamie Sarvis October 16, 2010
one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole
My life was good until i met a Paladino.
paladino by cococurry February 21, 2011

papadinos 

Some sort of critter that should not be let in. Closely found near the hills of Hocking.
The papadinos are scratching at the door again. Please don’t let them in.
papadinos by NoLiquorSunday420 July 28, 2024
1. One who shames victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault.

2. A victim shamer.
Meryl Streep was a real paladino to Rose McGowan during the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
Paladino by SirHatesA1ot March 4, 2018

Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen 

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔
Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag