paladino

a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010

I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!

by Jamie Sarvis October 16, 2010

paladino

one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole

My life was good until i met a Paladino.

by cococurry February 21, 2011

Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔

Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag

by Drexaaaa December 2, 2019

Paladino

1. One who shames victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault.

2. A victim shamer.

Meryl Streep was a real paladino to Rose McGowan during the Harvey Weinstein scandal.

by SirHatesA1ot March 4, 2018