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a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010
I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!
paladino by Jamie Sarvis October 16, 2010
Words you can keep
one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole
My life was good until i met a Paladino.
paladino by cococurry February 21, 2011
1. One who shames victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault.

2. A victim shamer.
Meryl Streep was a real paladino to Rose McGowan during the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
Paladino by SirHatesA1ot March 4, 2018

Paladino Eyes 

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.
Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."
Paladino Eyes by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen 

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔
Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag

Palladinoing 

Pretending to be drunk or high to take advantage of someone (usually a woman) at a party or social gathering.
The Palladinoing man grabbed her until he was apprehended, then he blamed it on being drunk, but the BAC test proved he wasn’t!

Leveling up your paladin 

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".
After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.
Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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