pair of 

Two things

It's a pair of shoes

pair of by Kayan' November 8, 2020

pair of shoes 

In baseball, when a batter takes a called strike three, i.e., strikes out looking. Popularized by Hall of Fame Pitcher and NESN color analyst , Dennis Eckersley.

"Strike three with the high cheese... pair of shoes right there!"

pair of shoes by Footlong Frank April 23, 2021

pair of personalities 

Used to describe someone's breasts with little to no noticeability

'Oh she's got a nice pair of personalities'

pair of personalities by JOHNYYYY123 July 4, 2017

pair of clown shoes 

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

pair of clown shoes by Weng Chow October 30, 2007

Pair of Mary’s

Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"

Pair of Mary’s by t9eyya February 5, 2021

Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.

Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.

Pair of Mary’s by Snevets November 17, 2017

pair of pacifiers

Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.

Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.

pair of pacifiers by J. Garbo October 4, 2010