pain shit 

when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law

guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch

guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs

guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood

guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law

pain shit by i❤️gayshit May 18, 2022

Shit Pain 

When you get sharp pains in your intestine. You know it's not period pain because you're not female.... 10mins later you have a Class 10 shit sub to dispose of.... "SHIT PAIN"

Rob - "Don't talk to me, I've got Shit Pain today."
Carey - "Is that like period pain?"
Rob - "SHUT UP"

Shit Pain by RawtenDeek October 25, 2011

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain 

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Shit Shave Shingle Pain 

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

Shit Shave Shingle Pain by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019