3 definitions by carey elizabeth
The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.
My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019