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dumb bitch
omg she's such a pagwna
pagwna by Androniki November 10, 2020
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A vagina with a penis hidden inside, and when you get an erection, it comes out.
Guy 1: Did you know Lady Gaga has a pagina?
Guy 2: What's that.
Guy 1: I'll explain it to you when the kids leave.
pagina by titopie October 29, 2009
Related Words

Venus Pagina 

(Noun) A triangular bulge similar to a cameltoe found in women but in this case, it is formed in between the legs of homophobic a**holes who wear pants way too tight.
Girl: Boi! Did you see Laurence today?!

Guy: No... Why?

Girl: He Had A Huge Venus Pagina in class.

Guy: Dowd?! Oh My God!!! Could he be a girl?!?!

Girl: There’s only one way to find out *winks*

Guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission

Guy and Girl: *Laughing*
Venus Pagina by LDCSAD January 29, 2018

Paganality 

The personality of a Pagan.
Was made up while trying to describe a friends love for her Beliefs.....
Go out,Wear your Witch tee-shirt and show your Paganality
Paganality by Walter R Hardin Jr September 25, 2004

pageena pagina 

A big, fat, Diva Bitch.
Rosie O'Donnell.

"Rosie O'Donnell, she's not even a diva, she's a Pageena Pagina"
pageena pagina by RosieFan1992 March 28, 2010

Pagination 

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.
"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.
Pagination by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019

Pagnasnatchio

The art and craft of shaving your inner thigh with a pre-moistened raddish while observing the phase of the moon and simutaniously contemplating the meaning of life while taling on the phone with an undead monkey who likes to smoke. The level of proficiency at which a person demostrates Pagnasnatchio is grade on a scale from 0 to 10.
So, Jim... I've been practicing my Pagnasnatchio lately, and I've been graded by at least 2 others, as a level 8!
Pagnasnatchio by Israel (Iz) July 28, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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