pagaly

a Caribbean slang that means you're acting stupid in a situation mainly used if someone doesn't understand

your best friend: what was the homework we had for Spanish?
you: what did you say?
your best friend: like you pagaly I asked what was the Spanish homework

by xim_ January 23, 2022

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Poopie Paralyzer

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

ne ne papalypse

Ne Ne papalypse, (sometimes Nee Nee papalypse) is the theory that when more material for the manga and anime of Axis Powers Hetalia the entire fandom and it's afformentioned dark lord shall overtake the earth in unholy matrimony and destruction

"If you are not ready for the ne ne papalypse, may doitsu have mercy on your soul. There is no god.

by MOSHI MOSHI MOTHERFUCKERS December 5, 2016

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011

poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010