paedophiling

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To paedophile someone.
The art of being a paedophile.

Old man: *wink wink*
Little girl: STOP PAEDOPHILING ME!

paedophiling by Stephanie November 12, 2004

paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

paedophilic eyes by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

paedophilanthropy

The act of being generous to child molesters

"I'm going to go paedophilanthropize that guy"

paedophilanthropy by Omar Ravenhurst June 1, 2005

pedophiling

Tamin being a pedophile to Zara

Tamin pedophiling Zara hard uwu

pedophiling by UglyPaki January 9, 2022

paedophilic

someone who is a paedophile

that geezer is definitely paedophilic

paedophilic by Adam Carrara December 22, 2004

Pedophiling

The act of being a creeper.

I was up late last night, and I saw a man pedophiling outside my window.

Pedophiling by planner93 March 20, 2010

Pedophiling

When a pedophile is in the action of grooming a kid

"yo rob is pedophiling right now"

Pedophiling by Koukaislime January 19, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026