p n' p 

(pee-en-PEE) verb. abbreviation for party and play as relating to homosexual men engaging in sexual acts while high on methamphatimine (see p and p and crystal dick)

Tod: "Hey Tim. What are you doing this weekend?"
Tim: "I was invited to Tad's."
Tod: "Oh, that's right! Ted told me he got a teener.
Tim: "Yeah! Now I'll get laid."
Tod: "So, you guys are gonna p n' p huh?"
Tim: "I hope so."

p n' p by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

p n' p 

Pen & paper, slang for tabletop roleplaying. The term originates from the use of pen and paper while roleplaying.

Carl: Dude, you want to p n' p tomorrow?
Ivan: Yeah, Dungeons & Dragons?
Carl: Yeah, I am going to be a hot elf.
Ivan: That's cool, I'm gonna be a dragon.
Carl: Neat!

p n' p by UGC March 25, 2007

p n' p 

A slang term used in the porn film industry. An extreme close up of the "pucker and pimples", ie. ass shot. May or may not involve penetration.

"Zoom in closer- I wanna see p n' p"

p n' p by Spycegrl September 1, 2006

N.P.D.

Narcissist Personality Disorder is recognized by the DSM-IV and characterized by 9 criteria:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance

2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, beauty, or ideal love

3. believes they are is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people

4. requires excessive admiration

5. feels an entitlement with unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment

6. is interpersonally exploitative

7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. is envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9.arrogant, haughty behavior

Human infants assume they are the center of their universe. When the baby realizes that it does not control its parents, it gives up its fantasy of being all-powerful and becomes emotionally attached to its parents. N.D.P. is a condition in which the infant does not invest its emotions in its parents but rather, redirects them back to itself.

Narcissists surround themselves with codependents, as they tend to work beyond healthy limits to do whatever the narcissist needs. Narcissists crave power, codependents crave security. Codependent patterns of behavior include:

-Perfectionism
-Manipulation
-Lack of trust
-Lying
-Avoiding decision making and confrontation
-External referencing
-Subordinating one's needs to those of the narcissist

"Nancy had a history of intense but short-term relationships with others. Because of her N.P.D., Nancy couldn't sustain any genuinely intimate relationships."

"Suffering from N.D.P., Brian projected all his negative feelings into his friend Phil. By greatly exaggerating and publicizing Phil's minor failures and greatly understating and ignoring Phil's successes, Brian was able to feel better about himself."

N.P.D. by Dr. Patience August 22, 2011

n/p 

Abbreviation/Initialism for "No Problem"

Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 2: n/p

n/p by Lurker'd July 9, 2010

P.N.D. 

P.N.D. Is and acronym for “Post Nut Depression”. P.N.D. occurs when one has overwhelming regret towards a sexual experience, and eventually begins to question life.

After Jimmy fucked a goat he was struck with severe P.N.D. ;primarily because he found out it was a male goat.

P.N.D. by Marlin Chairtaker November 17, 2018

C.M.N.P 

Chase Money Not Pussy

yo you still tryna work at that job?
Yea man uk me man C.M.N.P
haha i see you

C.M.N.P by ask_about_m3 July 1, 2011