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P.E.N.I.S. 

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax
Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.
P.E.N.I.S. by dangerrouse August 1, 2010

N.E.P.A.L. 

Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!
Peace out, Broskies! N.E.P.A.L.
N.E.P.A.L. by B (@)(@) BS April 13, 2011

N.E.P.A.L. 

Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!
Ey, N.E.P.A.L., on your way, my friend"
N.E.P.A.L. by B (@)(@) BS April 11, 2011

I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t 

A girl who doesn't need a man for anything, except "the good stuff".
Momma, you are I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

P.E.N. Island 

Pokémon everyone Niantic Island aka Pen Island is an app which allows an individual to travel in Pokémon Go to a mythical place where all their dreams come true. It consists of three steps: 1. Enter coordinates for an area with a lot of Pokéstops, 2. Enter coordinates for Pen Island, 3. Teleport to the magical land and all Pokéstops within 1 mile radius of step 1 will be condensed to an island consisting of 1 square block. Players can spin stops and catch Pokémon for hours.
I teleported to P.E.N. Island and ran out of Balls while trying to catch a Pikachu! Penisland is the best!
P.E.N. Island by Endoplasmicreticulum September 6, 2018

P.E.N.I.S. 

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"
Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!
P.E.N.I.S. by internetfreerider April 27, 2020
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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