Penisata 

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties

“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”

Penisata by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011

Haircut Penalization 

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

Haircut Penalization by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009

Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

Penisatarian by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

penalating 

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe

Herbert the penalating man penalates

penalating by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010

penagination 

A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.

Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.

Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?

Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.

Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?

penagination by SC_HICK_69 June 10, 2010

peealization 

a moment when one realizes they have to pee really badly.

Sally had a moment of peealization at the party and darted off to the bathroom.

I was reading a magazine when i suddenly peealized and ran upstairs to the toilet.

peealization by lizzzzzard February 10, 2009

penalise

Imposing a penalty for penis envy

For both pro penis and sans penis good performance must be achieved with apparent ease, because penile habits are often regarded with suspicion and are often known to penalise.

penalise by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010