ozempify

To aggressively streamline, tighten up, or slim down something — especially a bloated project, document, or process — by removing unnecessary junk, trimming excess, and making it leaner and more efficient. Inspired by the popular weight-loss side effects of Ozempic.

This syllabus was 38 pages of pure carbs, so I ozempified it down to a tight and sexy 12.
We need to ozempify this budget before the boss has a stroke.
My inbox is out of control — time to ozempify and delete 4,000 emails I’ll never read.

by Texan Etymologist November 24, 2025