oyvind

also known as the most handsome guy around

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

oyvind

To masturbate vigorously throughout the night, watching low cost pornography.

You sure pulled an oyvind staying in all weekend with your tissue paper!

by vigi June 1, 2005

oyvind

the artist formerly known as Richard Dean Anderson

Richard Dean Anderson starring in MacGyver

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

oyvind

Pefer child pornography.

I like to rape 14-16 year olds.

by Bishop February 6, 2003

oyvind

frequently used irc-nickname for a group of men whom prefers their women from 14-16.

oyvind kjære gud i perleporten, gi meg ei jente på nesten 14!

by dvd-jon February 6, 2003

oyvind

a person that smells like a diaper.

A: "Wow, that guy smells like a used diper"
B: "He's probably a oyvind"

by keegster December 28, 2005