Oyster soup

when a homeless person inserts an oyster inside of their anus to be eaten during a soup kitchen

Bob's oyster soup was truly delectable during our last soup kitchen!

Oyster soup by Dr. Haydens March 4, 2022

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Oyster Soup

The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.

I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.

Oyster Soup by TheBrettMan April 23, 2011

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Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

Oyster Soup by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

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Making oyster soup

Licking and sucking on a clitoris to make a woman very hot and very wet.

His tongue-flicking and persistent sucking made her engorged clit stand out like an oyster in a delicious, fragrant, steaming cup of liquid. He was making oyster soup.

Making oyster soup by mtspacey March 2, 2011

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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