oxcock

oxcock is the hottest most sexiest person around they make everyone cum the second they walk in a room. they are hatsuharu sohma in the flesh too god i love them so much becca pls marry me

maya: hey who do u love

astral: oxcock
maya: FAGGOT!

by becca teehee August 3, 2021

oncock

Some one who loves the doodle - oncock

Look at that oncock - constantly sucking the bosses cock and then having his minions suck his cock. ONCOCK loves the doodle

by maxwell-monty October 21, 2018

ox cock

An enormous male penis

Dirk has got a real ox cock

by andyBOB October 4, 2005

Ox-cock

A term used to define a male's overused and possibly infected penis in result of having many sexual partners during Oxford University Freshers Week. The sufferer is usually 18-19 in age and will experience some friction burn and light tingling on their penile skin. Ox-cock, though not universally well known, is a common condition. There is no treatment yet found for Ox-cock, however, it has been proved that limiting the sex a sufferer has whilst having Ox-cock can greatly help by calming down the penis' surface. Unfortunately, the pain can be quite extreme for a sufferer, especially when becoming erect, wearing tight trousers or when having sexual intercourse. Pain can also arise from first-party or second-party masturbation. Sufferers will recover quickly, usually dependant on how much they limit their sexual activity. However, there is a long term damage factor: sufferers of Ox-cock will find an increase of sexual partners wanting to use a condom. Whilst this shouldn't be an unfortunate consoquence, Ox-cock sufferers are usually not keen on wearing protection whilst performing intercourse or receiving fellatio, and this is usually the reason why it is caused.

Tom, 19, sufferer of Ox-cock is on his first week of university at Oxford. Cecile 17, is a female friend who has come to visit.

Example 1

Tom: Can you give me a blow job?
Cecile: I would love to, but you've got Ox-cock.

Example 2
Tom is about to have sex with Cecile without a condom.

Cecile: not so fast Tom, get a condom please.
Tom: why?
Cecile: you've got Ox-cock, I don't know what your cock is carrying around!

by corpsexbytch November 19, 2010

oscock

A person named oscar who is full of himself, in other words, he is a dickhead

"Hey Jason I'm better than you because I'm amazing"
"Oscar you're such an oscock"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 June 6, 2020

oxycock

When a man has taken either Oxycodone or Oxycontin and cannot maintain an erection due to the effects of the drug

I wanted to do her, but I had some Oxycock going on and couldn’t keep it up

by Ambrosia Salad July 5, 2020

obcockxious

a very obnoxious person, often a jerk too, who thinks he's better than everyone else. is always very cocky and rude. you meet them at parties, they're the people who you make fun of the next day with your best friends.

bob: ARGH! i can't pick up a single chick! why the heck is THAT?
dave: maybe because you're a stupid slef centered obcockxious jerk?
bob: i thought you were my friend!
dave: i'm not. go die.

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009