oxcock
oxcock is the hottest most sexiest person around they make everyone cum the second they walk in a room. they are hatsuharu sohma in the flesh too god i love them so much becca pls marry me
oxcock by becca teehee August 3, 2021
oncock
Look at that oncock - constantly sucking the bosses cock and then having his minions suck his cock. ONCOCK loves the doodle
oncock by maxwell-monty October 21, 2018
Ox-cock
A term used to define a male's overused and possibly infected penis in result of having many sexual partners during Oxford University Freshers Week. The sufferer is usually 18-19 in age and will experience some friction burn and light tingling on their penile skin. Ox-cock, though not universally well known, is a common condition. There is no treatment yet found for Ox-cock, however, it has been proved that limiting the sex a sufferer has whilst having Ox-cock can greatly help by calming down the penis' surface. Unfortunately, the pain can be quite extreme for a sufferer, especially when becoming erect, wearing tight trousers or when having sexual intercourse. Pain can also arise from first-party or second-party masturbation. Sufferers will recover quickly, usually dependant on how much they limit their sexual activity. However, there is a long term damage factor: sufferers of Ox-cock will find an increase of sexual partners wanting to use a condom. Whilst this shouldn't be an unfortunate consoquence, Ox-cock sufferers are usually not keen on wearing protection whilst performing intercourse or receiving fellatio, and this is usually the reason why it is caused.
Tom, 19, sufferer of Ox-cock is on his first week of university at Oxford. Cecile 17, is a female friend who has come to visit.
Example 1
Tom: Can you give me a blow job?
Cecile: I would love to, but you've got Ox-cock.
Example 2
Tom is about to have sex with Cecile without a condom.
Cecile: not so fast Tom, get a condom please.
Tom: why?
Cecile: you've got Ox-cock, I don't know what your cock is carrying around!
Example 1
Tom: Can you give me a blow job?
Cecile: I would love to, but you've got Ox-cock.
Example 2
Tom is about to have sex with Cecile without a condom.
Cecile: not so fast Tom, get a condom please.
Tom: why?
Cecile: you've got Ox-cock, I don't know what your cock is carrying around!
Ox-cock by corpsexbytch November 19, 2010
oscock
oscock by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 June 6, 2020
oxycock
When a man has taken either Oxycodone or Oxycontin and cannot maintain an erection due to the effects of the drug
oxycock by Ambrosia Salad July 5, 2020
obcockxious
a very obnoxious person, often a jerk too, who thinks he's better than everyone else. is always very cocky and rude. you meet them at parties, they're the people who you make fun of the next day with your best friends.
bob: ARGH! i can't pick up a single chick! why the heck is THAT?
dave: maybe because you're a stupid slef centered obcockxious jerk?
bob: i thought you were my friend!
dave: i'm not. go die.
dave: maybe because you're a stupid slef centered obcockxious jerk?
bob: i thought you were my friend!
dave: i'm not. go die.
obcockxious by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009