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An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
Outvite by Kate&Casey June 4, 2008
Words you can keep
When one has been invited to an event, accepted the invitation and prepared to go to an event, but then is told they are no longer invited.

The outvite is best performed at the last minute (i.e. when the person being outvited is already dressed for the event)

Note: the outvite is not to be used on people you wish to remain on speaking terms with.
Hey mate you know how I said you could come to this awesome party at my girlfriends place this weekend? Im sorry but you can't come anymore, because your ex girlfriends coming and it would be too awkard... so you're kinda outvited.
Outvite by Sir Pups-alot May 22, 2010

to outvite (so) 

To outvite (so): "I invited Steven to my party, but yesterday, he was so rude to me. I had to outvite him!"
to outvite (so) by orbit9108 August 13, 2010
When it comes to a decision on who will be invited to your party or an outing with friends the nerds or uncool ones get the "outvote" thus they are "outvoted".
Shane: Dudes, should we invite Eric to the party?
Rudy: He gets an "outvote"!
Lyle: "No man, Eric is cool he gets a definite invote remember the last party when he did 5 kegstands passed out, woke up and then jumped up and did two more?"
Sam: "Yeah, Eric is an invote he is fun!"
Chris: "I think Rudy should get an "outvote", he's a nerd!"
Outvote by Lo-rettie W September 10, 2009

outvibed 

a feeling of disappointment associated with financial regret
I’m outvibed. I shouldn’t have uberd home from Montauk last weekend.
outvibed by Cheeseburger Chicken Wings September 17, 2014

outvitation 

when someone specifically tells you you aren't invited to a certain event anymore.
That bitch! I just got outvited to the wedding!

Ha! I just received an outvitation to his birthday!
outvitation by DollyDollyDolly November 29, 2010

Outvited 

The correct opposite of “Invited”. “Uninvited” is a stupid word with two prefixes. What a waste of time and ink. Think of the money the world will save on ink if we correct this error!
You’re outvited from my orgy!
Outvited by Usemyword September 10, 2020
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