To initially think your a goon or tough guy, then get out-played or shown up in public. To be confused awkwardly to the extent that you no longer seem like you have balls, usually causing other people to laugh and make fun of you beyond the goon that just embarrased you. Unfortunately,If this happens to you....well your life sucks.
"Bro what went down just now?!"
"This random kid that acted hardbody just got his shit outgooned to the max son!'
"Hey, whats happening over there in that big crowd of people?"
"Oh its just Justin Bieber getting outgooned once again...nbd bro"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"