OUT OF OFFICE

We don’t just manage talent—we make them unavoidable. Negotiating the deals, curating the connections, and making sure brands and creatives actually get sh*t done. If you’ve seen an event, campaign, or collab that just hits different—chances are, we had something to do with it.

PR, talent, culture—we move where the industry moves. Everyone wants in. Not everyone gets access.

''How did you get into that show?” – “OUT OF OFFICE handled it.”

OUT OF OFFICE by Do'snDon'ts March 13, 2025

Out Of Office Bukkake 

Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.

- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"

Out Of Office Bukkake by Fenixman June 17, 2013

Out of Office Experience 

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.

Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"

Out of Office Experience by Ternal May 20, 2011

Out of Office Mentality 

Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.

Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!

Out of Office Mentality by MJOWIJCHEN November 28, 2011

Out of office Poo 

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

Out of office Poo by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

circular out of office 

Sometimes done without knowledge of the participating parties but is actually a tactic used by two or more office employees trying to cover each others ass while also avoiding workloads while they are both out of the office. Working like a circular reference error, it is when two or more workers set up their out of office message referring another contact person in the event of any urgent or pressing matters ... only to taken when in fact they reach out to the other contact to find out he or she is also out of the office and is referring the orginal sender back to the original request

Boss : Smith, did you get that Mitchel report done yet?
Smith: Well, Jackson was working on it, I'll check in with him and let you know.
Later that day Smith to pal Phil: Damn that Jackson and Murphy, the f'd me again!
Phil: What they do?
Smith: They set up a circular out of office on me, and the boss is looking for that Mitchel report.

circular out of office by the last great nobody June 20, 2009

get out of my office

Used immediately after "you're fired" (or the like) to signify that the sayee has assumed the boss position of the immediate locale and, therefore, should be properly respected.

Only team leaders and wankers may use this phrase.

Coined by !phil

dt0x rides blahblah's rocket
!phil: dt0x
!phil: omg
!phil: yorue so fired
!phil: get out of my office
blahblah: lol
dt0x: fuck

get out of my office by !phil February 18, 2004