out my eye
out my eye by lydhayyyyy January 16, 2015
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get out my eye
get out my eye by liljesus January 7, 2009
I'll keep my eye out for you
the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
I'll keep my eye out for you by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
through my eyes, out my ass
The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
through my eyes, out my ass by mong returns August 18, 2011
piss out of my eyes
Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen
piss out of my eyes by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020
fucking my eyes out
Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
fucking my eyes out by 317Electrician December 18, 2016
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