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get out my eye 

backup phrase used when someone says somethin out the way.
Boy: Dang! Homegirl got a DONK! She lookin like Buffy the Body.

Girl: Get out my eye wit that mess.
get out my eye by liljesus January 7, 2009

I'll keep my eye out for you 

to look out for a person
the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

through my eyes, out my ass 

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

gouging out my eyes

Scarlett Johansson is so hot i spent all of yesterday gouging out my eyes.
gouging out my eyes by KevinMei October 7, 2010

piss out of my eyes 

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens
Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

fucking my eyes out 

Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."

Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'